Watermelon : A Natural Viagra?

 

And here we find ourselves post the big fourth of July festivities- we find ourselves either nursing a hungover, treating a painful sunburn, or scanning over what workout routine we need to put into over-drive after some guilty BBQ indulges.

If your looking to kick start your detox this morning- I have gathered my sources together to find not only the best body re-hydrator , but the perfect summer ‘ frisky fruit‘ to do exactly so- low and behold, our cold wet dripping…..

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 Watermelon

& Sex

 

You wouldn’t have thought it, but this large red bad boy has a similar effect on the male body as the all-important small Blue pill-

As well as being rich in lycopene, watermelon also contains citrulline, which converts to the amino acid Arginine- increasing nitric oxide in the body- relaxing blood vessels and upping blood flow, similar to the way Viagra works.

It is also hydrating, which helps fight lethargy- or boost you back into hydration mode after a couple ‘fourth of july’ benders that may have done you in.

 

Imagine enjoying a juicy slice of watermelon and thinking to yourself, “This is good for my sex life.”

 

Try finishing off this morning’s breakfast with a refreshing slice or looking to spice up your blood flow this evening- your date-night dinner with a watermelon salad would be the perfect combo- or brought to you by yours truly Urban Dictionary, apparently the use of a watermelon can be a verb- ‘Giving Watermelon.’

Giving Watermelon:

The act in which a person, most times a girl take a large bite of watermelon. Then proceeds to give oral sex until ejaculation . The mixture of boy butter and delicious red,yellow or black watermelon is swished in mouth and gargled. After mixed the mixture is spit into the anus of another participating party and is be used for anal lube while yelling “Where is my fried chicken.”

If your entirely opposed to the act of  ‘Giving Watermelon’ this evening, or any evening for that matter- I have rightfully listed-

Two of my favorite pairing of summer stables with other libido- and flavor boosting ingredients:

Watermelon + Honey + Yogurt + Mint Dressing – Honey’s nutrients regulate hormones, and mints vitamins A, C, magnesium, and potassium support sexual health.

Watermelon + Tomatoes + Goat Cheese + Pistachios – Tomatoes are a good source of energy and mood-boosting B Vitamins, and pistachios vitamin E help produce sex hormones.

 

I can tell you one thing, there is nothing more ‘sweeter’ than a summer ‘sweetie’ presenting you a cold wet dripping piece of this delectable fruit — clearly has his priorities straight- time to get the blood flowing!

 

As for  now I’m on the hunt for the next thing to get my blood flowing ; )

 

xx

50shades

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